i guess it could have been worse.
(via pets who want to kill themselves)

my mom is a bitch who is too obsessed with it’s always sunny.

Halloween ‘09 perhaps.

Using the modern day acronyms, I shall say: WTF ?!
I am not a cat, I AM A MAN.

If you’d like to see what I am talking about, then click here.
If not, well, you are a party pooper.

Just a little something from my portfolio, shot by Norman Parkinson.

First shoot for Armorall.
Look at how lustrous & luxurious my coat is.
If you bought some Tropiclean Neem Natural Flea & Tick cheap, cockamamie “shampoo” thinking you could get a shine like this, well, you’ve got yourself a little pig in a poke there, now don’t you ?

So I slept in.

I had my first audition this week for a PETA campaign.
I have to be frank, the script spoke like tripe tastes.